True Love

[Scene: A family room in suburban California, 8:09 PM. The Daily Show plays in the background, a married couple sits next to each other on the couch, cruising Facebook on their respective laptops. The FB IM pop-up follows...]

8:10pmJarrod

hey babe, do you want to do it? [ding!]

are you there? [ding!]

hey you? [ding!]

8:11pmSarah

Love you. LOL!

8:11pmJarrod

but i still want to do it

8:11pmSarah

Yeah but I'm triple multi tasing [sic]