[Scene: A family room in suburban California, 8:09 PM. The Daily Show plays in the background, a married couple sits next to each other on the couch, cruising Facebook on their respective laptops. The FB IM pop-up follows...]
hey babe, do you want to do it? [ding!]
are you there? [ding!]
hey you? [ding!]
Love you. LOL!
but i still want to do it
Yeah but I'm triple multi tasing [sic]